Russian Hookers made simple

First thing to know is that everyone is reporting on this Russian Escort...not just Trump-Bashers. 

The list of responsible news outlets includes: WAPO, NYT, AP, CNN, Reuters, and more.

FOX is not reporting this. 

Instead, they are covering the heart-warming story of how an Alabama man used his AR-15 and his Second Amendment rights to defend his family against a gay, muslim, black, immigrant, commie, hollywood, jewish, treasonous, democrat, liberal intruder who was trying to steal the family Bible.

Getting back to the Escort...

The Russian names make this intricate story even harder to follow, so I am gonna use some friendlier terms. (CuteGirl, Oligarch, Dissident, and Russian#2 for the Deputy Prime Minister of Mother Russia).

And I'll use the real names for Manafort, Trump, and Putin. Ready?

1. Manafort was $19M in debt to Oligarch when he became Trump's campaign manager.
2. Oligarch is really good friends with Russian#2. They go sailing together on the Oligarch's yacht...flanked by Oligarch's floating bodyguard aboard an armed vessel also owned by Oligarch. CuteGirl goes with them.
3. CuteGirl has a video recording of the two men on the yacht talking about the problems with the Americans. Specifically, they hate one Victoria Nuland, Barack Obama’s assistant secretary of state for European and Eurasian affairs.
4. CuteGirl posts this yacht video on Instagram!
5. Dissident sees the Instagram post and decides to investigate further.
6. Dissident produces a report on YouTube.
7. The Russian Government is seeking to have this YouTube deleted and has started pursuing legal actions against CuteGirl and Dissident.
8. CuteGirl flees to Thailand. She makes money there by giving a "Sex and Orgasm Technique" class to Thai sex workers. CuteGirl is arrested by Thai police...not for the content of her class...but because she is "teaching without a permit".
9. Thai government intends to deport CuteGirl to Russia...where she will no doubt be quietly murdered.
10. CuteGirl sends desperate plea for help to the US government saying that she can link Trump and Manafort directly to Oligarch and Russian#2 and Putin.

That is the simplified story. This CuteGirl is obviously a real clever operator who has survived in a very dangerous world of power, money, and crime. And...she is desperate.

BUT is she lying?

Consider not just the links themselves, but the strength of the links:

Trump—Manafort—Oligarch—Deputy Prime Minister—Putin

Each one of the dashes above represents a factual and profound linkage. Specifically:
     —campaign manager of
     —$19M in debt to
     —floating F*ck Buddies
     —works directly for really dangerous dictator

CuteGirl is asserting that Oligarch is/was the back-channel between Trump and Putin. 

I believe her.


Cast of Characters

• Anastasia Vashukevich...CuteGirl.
• Oleg Deripaska...the oligarch.
• Paul Manafort...the oligarch's buddy...and Trump's campaign manager.
• Aleksei Navlny...the dissident.
• Donald Trump...the president (sorta)
• Sergei Prikhodko...the Russian Deputy Prime Minister.
• Vladimir Putin...Dictator of Russia.